生日礼物
唠嗑组小对话
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Gringoire：老师！我生日要到啦！
Frollo：哦关我屌事什么事
Gringoire:我要礼物嘛！
Frollo：找你老婆要去，我没有，给爷爬
Gringoire：但我想要你的礼物呜呜呜呜
Frollo：你妈的，为什么
Frollo：你要什么。
Gringoire：我要羊羊！！如果你可以给那个男孩画小羊，那我也要小羊！王子的待遇是一样的！我简直不敢相信你居然先给那个小王子画了羊，而不是给我这个巴黎街头的王子，圣迹剧的导演，你自己的学生画！
Frollo：你自己有一只羊啊Gringoire，它叫佳利，如果你还没有忘了的话，昨天你还爱它爱的要死，饭都不肯吃，就知道拉着我逼逼它有多聪明。
Gringoire：这不是重点，重点是，我要你画的羊，不然我就天天和Esmeralda一起玩！
Frollo：干。
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Esmeralda：你就这样把我当筹码？有事吗？我申请离婚
Gringoire：嘻嘻嘻嘻你看这个羊嘻嘻嘻
Esmeralda：妈的傻逼
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英语版（其实我先写的英语哈哈哈哈）
Gringoire:Oiiii Frollo my birthday is comin'
Frollo:So
Gringoire:I want BIRTHDAY GIFTS!!!!!YAAAY
Frollo:Go and ask ur wife for birthday gifts I don't have any for you
Gringoire:But I want gifts from youuuuuuuu.Pls?
Frollo:Fine what do you want you weirdo
Gringoire:A sheep!If you can draw a sheep for that lil boy then I want it for you. Princes should get the same presents, and I still cannot believe that you drew it for him first. I mean hey I'm your student and I'm the one who can truly understand you but he's the one getting it? Seriously you are breaking my heart Frollo.
Frollo:He's just a boy and you have a sheep yourself Gringoire.
Gringoire:This is not the point!The point is you are my friend and you should draw it for me!Also, just FYI, Esmeralda is my wife and if I can't get it on my birthday then I'll just hang out with her every single day!You know just go to some bars, have a drink..boy I'm a little excited about it maybe you just don't gimme dah sheep.
Frollo:F YOU.